{"id":801,"date":"2025-10-07T15:54:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-07T13:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/?p=801"},"modified":"2025-10-07T15:59:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T13:59:21","slug":"witze-die-besten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"WITZE \u2013 DIE BESTEN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>WITZ 1:<\/strong> Was ist rot und sitzt auf dem Klo? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eine Klomate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>WITZ 2:<\/strong>Treffen sich eine 0 und eine 8 in der W\u00fcste, sagt die 0: \u201eDu hast aber einen sch\u00f6nen G\u00fcrtel!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1374757033-1024x1024-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-802\" width=\"275\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1374757033-1024x1024-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1374757033-1024x1024-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1374757033-1024x1024-1-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><figcaption>Quelle: iStock<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>WITZ 3<\/strong>: Treffen sich 11-Personen vor dem Kino, kommt eine Mitarbeiterin und fragt: \u201eWarum sind sie noch nicht drin,  der Film beginnt gleich!\u201c \u201eWir warten noch auf jemanden, denn der Film ist doch erst ab <strong>zw\u00f6lf!<\/strong>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>WITZ 4<\/strong>: Treffen sich Robbe und Elster. Fragt die Elster: \u201eWarum schwimmt ihr eigentlich im <strong>Salz<\/strong>wasser?\u201c \u201eWeil wir in <strong>Pfeffer<\/strong>wasser wohl schrecklich niesen m\u00fcssten!\u201c, antwortet die Robbe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1366988569-612x612-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-803\" width=\"196\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1366988569-612x612-1.jpg 375w, https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/istockphoto-1366988569-612x612-1-184x300.jpg 184w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><figcaption>Quelle: iStock<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Viel Spa\u00df beim Weitererz\u00e4hlen! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lotta und Johanna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WITZ 1: Was ist rot und sitzt auf dem Klo? Eine Klomate! WITZ 2:Treffen sich eine 0 und eine 8 in der W\u00fcste, sagt die &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":807,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":806,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions\/806"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fs4you.fsg-preetz.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}